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Monday, May 31, 2010

Warm & Fuzzy v. Cold & Dead: Win a Kindle!

I’m on Team Werewolf. Find out more.



After reading all 22 of the blogs up so far, I've realized that, for some reason, people actually like dead bodies. I'm finding this kind of hard to grasp, considering that is necrophilia. Not hot at all. Seriously, he doesn't have his own blood, so he'd have to drink yours just to get it up! Eww. You'd be too drained to have any fun afterward. Yes, that was a pun. Get over it.

In all fairness, the vamp would be muscular. And cold, dead, probably rotting from the inside out, etc. Not that I'm biased or anything. Just telling it how it is, guys! You know you want to come to the werewolves' side. We do, after all, have cookies. And puppies will love you forever.



After reading my great, informative chart, can you really say that vampires are better? Or do werewolves heat your blood like no block of cold, dead flesh ever could? Write about it in the comments for a chance to win a Kindle, then go check out the other blogs involved to get other opinions on the question of the year!

Good luck, to bloggers and commenters, both!


This post is a part of Moira Rogers’ Creature Feature Kindle Throwdown Contest. By leaving a (meaningful) comment, you will be entered to win a Kindle from Amazon.com, or an alternate grand prize of $275 to spend at an online book retailer.  For a full list of rules and more ways to win, visit the contest page.

51 comments:

Reena Jacobs said...

The list is simple; the list is right! Pass the beer, not the blood. Go Team Werewolf Bootlegger!

A Simple Love of Reading said...

TEAM WEREWOLF BOOTLEGGER for the WIN!!! Your list is perfect! And I simply can't resist a man in a well fitted suit! It's kinda like that "man in uniform" thing! ;)

Keira of LoveRomancePassion said...

Sunning and tanning leads to cancer.... team vampire lumberjack all the way!

BreiaB said...

Yes, suntanning can lead to cancer but at least I wouldn't get frost bite from snuggling my werewolf. You'd have to contend with vampire slayers, and his vamp friends wanting to bite you, just wouldn't be good.

Cade Crowley said...

@Reena and A Simple Love of Reading: Thanks :)

@Keira: Isn't skin cancer better than dead by blood loss? At least you have a chance with cancer, but dead is dead.

Cade Crowley said...

Change 'dead by blood loss' to 'death by blood loss.'

Tori [Book Faery] said...

Yes, you are 100% right. Don't really see any appeal in sleeping with a corpse. Especially a corpse that, like I mentioned, will think of you as dinner when it's "that time of the month." Umm... ew!

Cade Crowley said...

@Breia: Yup, not good at all.

@Tori: I left that out because I'd figured that everyone had already read it at your fabulous blog, which is, in fact, where I found out about this contest :) So, thanks!

Jen said...

That chart is clearly irrefutable. Nothing better than a Soft and sexy cuddle monster. ;P

Cade Crowley said...

@Jen: Clearly :) Good to see so many werewolf supporters!

Stephanie G said...

Say what you want about my vampires, they will always be my favorite. Team Vampire Lumberjack right here!



Stephanie G
Paranormal Haven

Jojo said...

Rite Step.G
Team Vampire Lumberjack...U Rocks!!!!

Stella (Ex Libris) said...

Love your chart, I made a similar comparison between the two, and can't see how people could pick a dead, ghost white, ice cold, blood drinking man over a cute, warm, passionate fun werewolf! Beats me. Go Team Werewolf!!

Dot S. said...

I absolutely vote for Team Lumberjack Vampire. He's sexy, hunky, dangerous, mysterious and demanding. Yum!
salvagin@verizon.net

jeanette8042 said...

I have to say I'm on Team Vampire Lumberjack because they're still sexy in plaid!

Lily Ghates said...

Once you get them house trained, there's no better companion!

Let's hear it for the liquored up lycans! Team werewolf bootlegger for the win!!

jellybelly82158 said...

Team Werewolf - love hot-blooded males

Athenna said...

As i see it im sure the weres are hot and bad ass with the illigale bootlegging .. but Vampires are immortal and there job is very dangerous with all the wood so im ganna go with Team Vamipre Lumberjacks all the way!!

Charlotte said...

Go Team Werewolf!

Chelsea B. said...

Yes, I can still honestly still say vampires are better! Team Vampire Lumberjack!

Cherry said...

List or not, vampires rock!

Way to go Team Vampire Lumberjack!!

emmad said...

Your chart has just reinforced my choice of Team Werewolf :)

Cade Crowley said...

@emmad Glad to hear it :)

Matthew said...

Ha! The chart is fun... Now, you just need a PowerPoint presentation, too. Something to really show those Team Vampire Lumberjack people just how wrong they are!

Cade Crowley said...

@Matthew If you think it would work...

LuAnn said...

My ancestors are from Transylvania, so of course I'd join Team Vampire!

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Natasha A. said...

I guess I'm into necrophilia :D

Team Lumberjack! lol

Bella said...

LOL! Your comparison is pretty hilarious *grin* ... but I still want me a corpse, lol. Hey, if no-one else wants a vamp, more for me, right? :P

Raonaid Luckwell said...

Mm, well you have your pros and cons for both sides.. Team werewolf would be like in the beastality deal.

But oh well I still like the idea Team Lumberjack.. All about watching those muscles work and Jackyl's song

~*Jessica Rabbit*~ said...

Haha. Like a werewolf wouldn't eat you for dinner as well. {and not in the good way either}. And really, who needs the sun, it causes cancer.

Team Vampire Lumberjack.

katsrus said...

I am all for Team Vampire Lumberjack. Yummy!
Sue B

chey said...

Team werewolf. Need to see a guy in the daylight.

Pamk said...

Team Werewolf. Gotta have a guy that will keep me warm at night.

stacey said...

not in to all that Hair I'm on Team Vampire Lumberjack! Go Team !!


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Tracie said...

For the sake of sides, I have to go Team Vampire Lumberjack. Nothing says sexy like a man jacking some lumber. (Ohhh the images.)
No promises but I might reconsider with the right incentive. SKIN! :)
I can't wait to add both of these to my collection!

Cathy M said...

Definitely warm and fuzzy and oh so sexy, go Team Werewolf!

John said...

I come from a long line of lumberjacks. I'll take the family biz and some pesky soul issues over the uncontrolled furry and controlled substances.
Go Team Vampire Lumberjack!

Zina Lynch said...

A new team, a civil war, a revolution!!!
Team Werevamp Wolfjack
YES!!! I agree I want both too, yeah, the start of a new revolution, I'd love to be in the middle between these two sexy men, a new team. I'm with you, team Werevamp wolfjack, how does that sound?
I had just started to post the following on some of the blogs starting with Blackravens.
I can be a trouble maker, I want both, shame on me huh,blame it on some really good posts numbering the wolf advantage of being able to be out at all times of the day and the fact that he's warm and really alive and can share a real meal of food. Although the wolfie can take care of me 24/7 and the vamp can only manage about half, maybe they won't mind sharing, I wouldn't mind it. After all why can't I have my cake and eat it too.
Hope everyone doesn't want to stake me out but I really want both.
Zina
Viva le revolution, for those that to switch to both, come join us, make your voice heard.

Melissa said...

OH yea! Team Werewolf Bootlegger. Got to go with the warm body! :)

One 2 Try said...

I am Team Werewolf Bootlegger. There is something sexy about howling, and full moons.

vvb32 reads said...

LOL - on the cutting wood bit. i'm team swiss, so i have a sweet spot for weres too.

Sweet Vernal Zephyr said...

Sorry sweetheart, I like my men eternally in love with me. Team Undead hardwood all the way!

Kristen said...

I don't like fuzzy men... TEAM VAMPIREEEE

Anne J said...

Exactly, I can't get over the dead part either. That would be so cold and unsexy! Warm blooded wins for me, so I go with the Werewolf bootlegger.

ajolly1456 at gmail dot com

Bailey H. said...

Really good points! Team Werewolf!! Who want to sleep with a dead guy?? Ewwww. Also, I love puppies and that would not be cool if Mr. Vampire ate my puppies!

mbreakfield said...

I agree with all your points. Love the werewolves. Team werewolf!

ellaanabeth said...

I gotta go for the werewolf team. Vamps are just plain creepy and werewolves are bringing booze, rather than splinters. Woot!

pams00 said...

Will be going with team vampire lumberjack if I have to choose ;).

Pam S
pams00@aol.com

Jean said...

Go Team Vampire Lumberjack! What can I say I'm a sucker for the fangs. (Pun intended)

NickPengRune said...

Vampires may be cold but they are smokin hot.

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